sex toys
- Scott: how many sex toys did you buy?
- Me: zero bruh. though the fleshlight was tempting
- Scott: well duh. get the blue one!
- Me: haha
- dude those are so expensive
- like $70!
- Scott: all of them are
- Me: dat anal one doe
- Scott: what
- butts are gross
- poop come out of there
- Me: haha
- not a fleshlight
- Scott: no poop still comes out