sex toys

  • Scott: how many sex toys did you buy?
  • Me: zero bruh. though the fleshlight was tempting
  • Scott: well duh. get the blue one!
  • Me: haha
  • dude those are so expensive
  • like $70!
  • Scott: all of them are
  • Me: dat anal one doe
  • Scott: what
  • butts are gross
  • poop come out of there
  • Me: haha
  • not a fleshlight
  • Scott: no poop still comes out